Important Notice Regarding Century House Publishers
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TRIGGERS: fat shaming, physical assault; discussions of physical and emotional abuse, abandonment, and sexual exploitation of a minor; symptoms of complex PTSD, chronic illness
Thick as a Brick
A professional rival tears me down before a room full of peers. A bestselling author stands up in the middle of my humiliation and tells her to shut her effing mouth. And I have no idea how completely this man is about to complicate my life.
I'm a twenty-one-year-old audiobook narrator building a career one contract at a time, and Drew Katterman has decided he wants me... for his next series. He's rich, tattooed, and has a broken filter between his brain and his mouth, and if I do this, it has to stay strictly professional. Right?
Except, Drew calls me perfect and means it, which is a problem, because he's got a gorgeous girlfriend back in New York, and I've got a career I'm not about to torch by falling for my employer.
Everything is going fine until the night he leans against my hotel room doorway and asks if I want more. I shut the door in his face and spend the next three months convincing myself I made the smart move.
But did I?
Because now I’m wondering if I should throw caution to the wind and grab more than the scraps everyone else has always offered.
Thick as a Brick is the prequel novella to Fatkini, the first novel in The Fatkini Chronicles. This is the origin story of how Zelda and Drew almost found each other years before they actually did. Warning: one slow burn, two people who deserve so much better, and a promise that doesn't get kept until Fatkini.
TRIGGERS: bullying, verbal abuse, fat shaming, body dysmorphic disorder, hospitalization, physical assault, self-harm, chronic illness
Fatkini
Dumping your a-hole boyfriend is easy. Having his boss and your client make moves on you simultaneously is the part you don’t see coming. (Pun totally intended.)
I’m Zelda, and according to my ex, I’ll never be beach-ready. I’m too curvy, too demanding, too... broken. But when he calls my new bikini a “Fatkini” and informs me “whales don’t belong on the beach,” I go ballistic and kick him out. But I don’t expect two amazing men to fill the hole he left.
There’s Aithan, the quietly intense gym owner whose hard body should be illegal. And Drew, the tattooed bestselling author who’s been in love with my narration — and me — for years. I swore I wasn’t looking for anyone, let alone two anyones. Except Aithan showed up to collect my ex’s crap and kept coming back for more (of me). Meanwhile Drew came for tea and stayed to sample my sugar. What’s mind-boggling is how easily these two become a team — no competition, no keeping score, just two men who’ve decided sharing me is a feature, not a problem. Between Aithan’s commanding hands, Drew’s filthy mouth, and my own refusal to shrink for anyone, my ex’s opinion of my body has become irrelevant.
But when jealousy threatens everything I’m building with these two perfect men, I have to decide how much I’m willing to fight for the life — and love — I deserve.
Fatkini is a steamy why choose romance with enough heat to fog up every mirror in the house. No cheating, no third-act breakup, HEA guaranteed.
TRIGGERS: verbal abuse, fat shaming, body dysmorphic disorder, physical assault; discussions of physical and emotional abuse, abandonment, and sexual exploitation of a minor; symptoms of complex PTSD, chronic illness
The Skinny
Two months ago I traded a lifetime of not-enough for a house full of love — two men, one bed, zero apologies. My life is perfect...ish.
Being with Drew and Aithan is amazing, but my thyroid is determined to kill me, my narration career is at the mercy of a surgeon's scalpel, and my half-sister is trying her best to prove I don't deserve any joy.
Good thing I have some serious defense in Drew, my velvet-tongued, ink-covered playboy, who turns his own nightmares into bestsellers and won't let me hide from mine.
And Aithan is my steady, blue-eyed protector, who nearly died due to someone’s homicidal jealousy. This man loves me hard enough to feel it from my head to my toes.
Plus there's Tobias, who’s off-limits and gun-shy, yet somehow impossible to stop wanting anyway. That man is good as gold and just as priceless.
I've spent my whole life believing I had to shrink to be loved. These men keep proving me wrong. But loving them — and finally loving myself — doesn't stop life from costing me more than I'm ready to pay.
The Skinny is the second deliciously messy, wickedly funny book in The Fatkini Chronicles — a full-figured, why-choose romance about learning that love, like family, never comes with guarantees. Warning: two smoking-hot men, one despicable sister, and zero patience for anyone who thinks Zelda should settle for less. HEA guaranteed.
TRIGGERS: verbal abuse, fat shaming, physical assault; discussions of physical and emotional abuse, abandonment, and sexual exploitation of a minor, medical emergency, hospitalization; symptoms of complex PTSD, chronic illness
Thick and Thin
The day I nearly died, my sister called me live from a talk show to rehash our family drama for ratings.
Which is quintessential Greer. Right?
I finally have the life I never thought I deserved — two men, one bed, a family founded on love instead of blood. Then my own body tried to take it from me when my sister’s selfishness kicked off a thyroid storm.
Drew caught me before I hit the floor, then chased an ambulance across Seattle, terrified he was about to lose another woman he loved.
In the waiting room, Aithan kept himself and Drew sane with sheer will, though this happened the same week someone burned his life's work to the ground.
A seizure I didn’t see coming... a surgery I'd dodged for months... a gym reduced to ash... and a sister who still can't resist making my worst day about her. Some family members drag you through hell before they'll admit they love you. Others will walk through it at your side and give you their last sip of water.
I always figured a love this big came with a catch. Turns out the catch isn't the men. It's staying alive long enough to keep them.
Thick and Thin is the third deliciously messy, delightfully sarcastic book in The Fatkini Chronicles — a full-figured, why-choose romance about the vow that actually means it: for better, for worse, through thick and thin. Warning: two devoted men, one near-death experience, and a heroine finally understanding the value of life. HEA guaranteed.
TRIGGERS: verbal abuse, fat shaming, physical assault; discussions of physical and emotional abuse, abandonment, and sexual exploitation and grooming of a minor; symptoms of complex PTSD, chronic illness
Thinly Veiled
I'm about to become Zelda Mazur Katterman — two rings, two husbands, one wedding half our families would rather skip. Apparently that wasn't drama enough, because my fiancé’s ex-girlfriend just handed me the one secret he never wanted me to face.
Drew’s spent a lifetime keeping his worst days locked in a box only his therapist and his nightmares get to open. Now it's cracked wide, with no time to close it before we walk down the aisle.
Meanwhile Aithan’s bringing his family to Seattle, including a mother who's decided I'm the reason her golden boy came in second place.
A secret dressed up as a favor... a truth Drew's spent thirty years trying to outrun... a mother-in-law with a smile that could frost a window... and a sister, of course, who brings chaos as her plus-one. Every family comes with baggage. Mine has matching luggage sets.
I used to think being loved by two good men was the miracle. Turns out keeping my cool while everyone else's ghosts crash the wedding might be the real one.
Thinly Veiled is the fourth deliciously messy, wickedly funny book in The Fatkini Chronicles — a full-figured, why-choose romance about learning that truth and insults are often thinly veiled. Warning: two grooms, one vindictive ex, and a wedding day that refuses to behave. HEA guaranteed.
TRIGGERS: verbal abuse, physical assault, domestic violence, murder; discussions of physical and emotional abuse, abandonment of a minor; symptoms of complex PTSD, chronic illness, pregnancy, labor and delivery
Thicker than Water
A bun in the ol’ belly oven wasn’t what I expected, but I'm building the family I always wanted with two husbands who adore me and a due date creeping closer every week. Still it seems becoming parents doesn't make anyone's baggage disappear; it just adds a countdown clock.
Drew survived a childhood that should've killed him and has spent his whole life running from it. Now, with a child of his own on the way, he's hired someone to unearth the complete truth about his family.
Aithan has spent the better part of a year receiving explicit texts from a number he doesn’t recognize, and it's starting to feel like someone from his past doesn’t want to let him go.
A due date we can't control... a predator from the past... and a family tree with tangled roots. Some families are made of blood. Ours was built out of choice, and it's growing every day.
I always believed the family you choose matters more than the one you're born into. Turns out both my husbands needed proof of that before they could believe they deserved one of their own.
Thicker than Water is the fifth deliciously messy, wickedly funny book in The Fatkini Chronicles — a full-figured, why-choose romance about the family you're given, the family you choose, and the baby about to make it official. Warning: two fathers-to-be, one long-overdue reckoning, and proof that love, not blood, is what creates a family. HEA guaranteed.
Triggers: discrimination based on race, sexual orientation, sexual preference, and neurodiversity.
Slim Fit
I'm in San Francisco — Bay Area B*tch territory. It’s the one city I swore I'd never visit again, but I've bitten the bullet and come along to spend time with Aithan at a fitness conference and to finally meet the nephew my sister's kept from me for a year and a half. Should be… fun?
Greer still hasn’t apologized for sleeping with my ex, still uses my health as a weapon, and still won't let me hold my own nephew without turning it into a therapy session. But I’m not here for a sister who doesn’t deserve me.
Meanwhile, someone at the conference is quietly poisoning Aithan's business deals and sabotaging every other trainer who doesn't fit their narrow, bigoted idea of "the right image" for a trainer. My husband's biggest "fan" in the industry is another back-stabber, and I'll expose their bigotry in front of the whole ballroom.
A sister who'll never say sorry... a saboteur hiding behind a fake smile... a dress that makes my husband forget his manners... and a marriage everyone in this hotel has an opinion about. Some people spend their whole life trying to fit the mold. I think I’ll just burn it because the only mold that matters is the one my husbands and I made for ourselves.
Slim Fit is a stand-alone novella in The Fatkini Chronicles — a full-figured, why-choose romance about walking into hostile territory and walking out knowing exactly who you are. Warning: one show-stopping dress, one public reckoning, and zero patience left for people who don't deserve a seat at the table. HEA guaranteed.